*Insert Jaws music here*

[Van Darius]

You may all cry now. I have found my way in.

[Rilla]

I'm going to start a new e-fed and job you out.

[Krysys]

Welcome Vand!

[Asher]

Awesome, I hop in the shower and we gain 3 members

[WAMBAM]

I'm going to start a new e-fed and job you out.

Sounds like you need fresh ideas. Cause that sounds like something tht happens a lot...

[Rilla]

I'm going to start a new e-fed and job you out.

Sounds like you need fresh ideas. Cause that sounds like something tht happens a lot...

Never gets old

[WAMBAM]

I'm going to start a new e-fed and job you out.

Sounds like you need fresh ideas. Cause that sounds like something tht happens a lot...

Never gets old

Seeing Vand lose? Nope never!

[Robstar]

Disregard!

[Robstar]

Thats for B Mac obviously

[WAMBAM]

Poor B Mac. By choosing that name for himself, this is what I will always picture...




Please consider these Wham lyrics...

[Chorus]
Wham, bam - I am, a man
Job or no job, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just stop - don’t stay there and rot

You got soul…
You got soul…

I said get, get, get on down
I said get-get-get on down
I said get, get, get on down
I said get-get-get on down

Hey everybody, take a look at me
I've got street credibility
I may not have a job, but I have a good time
With the boys that I meet, "down on the line"
I said, I don’t need you (I don’t need you)
So you don't approve, well who asked you to? - Hey
Hey jerk, you work (hey jerk, you work)
This boy's got better things to do - hell…

I ain't never gonna work, get down in the dirt
I choose to cruise
Gonna live my life, sharp as a knife
I've found my groove, and I just can't lose
A.1. style, from head to toe
Cool cat flash, gonna let you know
I'm a soul boy, I'm a dole boy
Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy

[Chorus]
Wham, bam - I am, a man
Job or no job, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just stop - don’t stay there and rot

Party nights, and neon lights
We hit the floors, we hit the heights
Dancing shoes, and pretty girls
Boys in leather, kiss girls in pearls
Hot-damn, everybody let's play
So they promised you a good job - no way (no way)
One, two, three, rap
C'mon everybody, don’t need this crap (don’t need this crap)

[Chorus]
Wham, bam - I am, a man
Job or no job, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just stop - don’t stay there and rot

If you’re a pub man, or a club man
Maybe a jet black guy, with a hip hi-fi
A white cool cat, with a trilby hat
Maybe leather and studs, is where you’re at
Make the most, of every day
Don’t let hard times, stand in your way
Give a Wham, give a bam, but don’t give a damn
Cos the benefit gang, are gonna pay

Now reach up high, and touch your soul
The boys from Wham, will help you reach that goal
It's gonna break your mama's heart (so sad)
It's gonna break your daddy's heart (too bad)
But you'll throw the dice, and take my advice
Because I know, that you're smart

Can you dig this thing? (yeah)
Are you gonna get down? (yeah)
Say Wham (Wham)
Say bam (bam)

[Chorus x 3]
Wham, bam - I am, a man
Job or no job, you can’t tell me that I'm not
Do you, enjoy what you do?
If not, just stop - don’t stay there and rot

Do you want to work? (no)
Are you gonna have fun? (yeah)
Do you wanna be a jerk? (no)
Are you gonna stay young? (yeah)
Everybody say Wham (Wham)
Say bam (bam)
Everybody say Wham (Wham)
Say Wham-bam (Wham-bam)

Can you dig this thing? (can you dig this thing)
Are you gonna get down (down - down)
Say one, two, three, rap
C'mon everybody, don’t need this crap (don’t need this crap)

Is that all?

[WAMBAM]

Thats for B Mac obviously

You messed that up didnt you!

[Robstar]

You got the message didn't you? And now we know what a fan of Wham you are

[WAMBAM]

You got the message didn't you? And now we know what a fan of Wham you are

Have never heard a wham song in my life

[Robstar]

That's bullshit. If you claim you have never heard Last Christmas and you work at a BWS, then you are just lying.

[WAMBAM]

I guess i've heard a wham song then.. Didnt even know.

[Robstar]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, B Mac. It's almost like it was written about you!

[WAMBAM]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, B Mac. It's almost like it was written about you!

Oh. That's wham?

[Robstar]

B Mac, I do love it when you act all "I'm SO unaware of things!"


Nobody buys it though. Everyone just assumes you're lying.

[Grind_Bastard]

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, B Mac. It's almost like it was written about you!

Oh. That's wham?

It is, DAWG.

[WAMBAM]

B Mac, I do love it when you act all "I'm SO unaware of things!"


Nobody buys it though. Everyone just assumes you're lying.

Could it be the way i obviously know those two songs that gave me away.. Oh well

[Robstar]

LOL....clueless...just clueless. It's like I have a 14 year old brother

[WAMBAM]

14? That's generous.

[Robstar]

Well I thought, you know, you'd have to at least be a teenager!

[Rehmix]

How come you got so many replies on your hello thread!?!?!

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