Re: SWA Official Discussion Thread

[Zer0]

Spicy: Aye, Spicy McHaggis! Of the great Clan McHaggis! terror o' Nova Scotia and proud stock o' tha Highlands. Now, ye can pick a fight wit me.

Spicy sets his bagpipes down on a chair, taking another for himself as he pulls the Scotch out of his bag.

Spicy: Or ye can have a drink wit me. What be yer choosin?

 
Murdock: If he's too afraid to fight you, I will.

[kevinganley]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

[TTC]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

Clark: Nah. I'll let you feel my glorious wrath first and then pull the almighty BANHAMMER! Clark knows best.

[kevinganley]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

Clark: Nah. I'll let you feel my glorious wrath first and then pull the almighty BANHAMMER! Clark knows best.

Matthews: Yeah Clark does know best.....also check out my other website which contains the exact same news and my poor attempt to generate traffic

[Krysys]

Ok, so all the promos are out. The show is supposed to be 2 weeks from tonight

[TTC]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

Clark: Nah. I'll let you feel my glorious wrath first and then pull the almighty BANHAMMER! Clark knows best.

Matthews: Yeah Clark does know best.....also check out my other website which contains the exact same news and my poor attempt to generate traffic

Clark: You don't have the same info as me. You by here banned from not only this site, but from my life.

[kevinganley]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

Clark: Nah. I'll let you feel my glorious wrath first and then pull the almighty BANHAMMER! Clark knows best.

Matthews: Yeah Clark does know best.....also check out my other website which contains the exact same news and my poor attempt to generate traffic

Clark: You don't have the same info as me. You by here banned from not only this site, but from my life.

Matthews: Oh, who's going to save me? Your crony Matt Boone?

[TTC]

Clark: Get ready to meet my greatness. You will all soon be banned from here thanks to me.

Matthews: Will you also be posting the same article 75 times in a day and consider it an "update"

Clark: I love how undermined you are. I have inside sources that you include your momma's.............. VAGINA!!!! 

Matthews: Ooh nice comeback, are you going to ban me for calling you out?

Clark: Nah. I'll let you feel my glorious wrath first and then pull the almighty BANHAMMER! Clark knows best.

Matthews: Yeah Clark does know best.....also check out my other website which contains the exact same news and my poor attempt to generate traffic

Clark: You don't have the same info as me. You by here banned from not only this site, but from my life.

Matthews: Oh, who's going to save me? Your crony Matt Boone?

Clark: *Grabs the phone* I don't need anyone's help.

[Krysys]

Match #1 is finished, edited and formatted

[Krysys]

Working on match #2 guys.

[TTC]

Clark: See, I shut that boy's mouth up.

[Grandmaster Jellay]

A new e-fed, eh? Looks interesting.  

[Krysys]

Leo Welch: Law and Order is coming to wrestling. We will bring true Justice to those who deserve it.

[SWA Board of Directors]

We here at SWA feel you fans deserve to see what we are bringing you, so here is the official card for SWA War in The Ring

Krystian Krysys VS Kevin Mathews

Black Blooded VS The Covenant

Murdock VS Ryan Clark

Jesting Madness VS Law and Order

Daymian Bloodstone VS Spicy McHaggis

JMan Open Challenge

[Krysys]

Krysys: So, I get to face loud mouth Kevin Mathews in the first match of the first SWA show? Awesome, I get to set the standard for SWA!

[TTC]

Krysys: So, I get to face loud mouth Kevin Mathews in the first match of the first SWA show? Awesome, I get to set the standard for SWA!

Clark: I don't need any sources for this remark, but I do have sources for this remark. YOU CAN'T WRESTLE! YOU CAN'T WRESTLE! YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!

[Grind_Bastard]

Here's the Jesting Madness, and they are in for fucking conquest.

[Zer0]

Krysys

Leo Welch: Law and Order is coming to wrestling. We will bring true Justice to those who deserve it.

 
Bishop: We will bring about order and law in the wrestling world for those who don't respect this business and seek to have more than they deserve will face swift judgment and be sentenced to a great deal of pain courtesy of Leo Welch and Garrett Bishop.

[Zer0]

We here at SWA feel you fans deserve to see what we are bringing you, so here is the official card for SWA War in The Ring

Krystian Krysys VS Kevin Mathews

Black Blooded VS The Covenant

Murdock VS Ryan Clark

Jesting Madness VS Law and Order

Daymian Bloodstone VS Spicy McHaggis

JMan Open Challenge

 
Murdock: Clark is the first of many to be in my path of destruction. Bring a stretcher, he'll need it after I massacre him with the Brutal Bomb.

[Zer0]

Here's the Jesting Madness, and they are in for fucking conquest.

 
Bishop: Believing that your fame elsewhere matters here in SWA will be your downfall. Your conquest was stopped dead in it's tracks when they put you up against my partner and I. We will bring you down to size and show you here in SWA you earn your place. Law and Order will reign over the almighty Jesting Madness. That's the justice SWA deserves.

[kevinganley]

Krysys: So, I get to face loud mouth Kevin Mathews in the first match of the first SWA show? Awesome, I get to set the standard for SWA!

Matthews: Not so fast! YOU? We'll see about that!

[Asher]

Spicy: Looks like I got meself a fight. I dun be knowin this bloodstone, ta me he be named like a scottish tampon. However if he be comin fer a fight, I be more'an happy to oblige.

[JismMan]

Working promos for multiple feds tomorrow, SWA included.

Jman: That's right. First guy to walk down that aisle gets a main event match.

[TTC]

We here at SWA feel you fans deserve to see what we are bringing you, so here is the official card for SWA War in The Ring

Krystian Krysys VS Kevin Mathews

Black Blooded VS The Covenant

Murdock VS Ryan Clark

Jesting Madness VS Law and Order

Daymian Bloodstone VS Spicy McHaggis

JMan Open Challenge

 
Murdock: Clark is the first of many to be in my path of destruction. Bring a stretcher, he'll need it after I massacre him with the Brutal Bomb.

Ryan: **BREAKING NEWS** There will be a stretcher and an ambulance awaiting for post-Clark and Murdock match. My sources claiming that it'll be 100% for that dipshit named Murdock. By the way, what kind of name is Murdock. That sounds like a Happy Meal's toy. Just my two cents you know.

[Krysys]

Show is in one week, promos are due back in 6 days

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